My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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