he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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