She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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