I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Randomize
