I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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