Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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