I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize