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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
His nipple licking is glorious
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