I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
