so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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