How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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