Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
