I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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