So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
