Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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