Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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