Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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