After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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