I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
my poor anus
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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