Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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