so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
