This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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