More tranny stories later!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
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