is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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