O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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