She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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