On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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