that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
