the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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