What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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