I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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