It was confusing and full of hummus
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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