p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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