I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Randomize
