I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Randomize
