she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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