all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
