ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Can Purell be used as lube?
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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