Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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