I just cut my nipple shaving
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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