Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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