What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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