I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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