I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
