I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i drank out of a bidet.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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