Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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