Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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