Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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