I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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