I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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