found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just high enough for therapy.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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