I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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