just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
